Thursday, March 10, 2011


Internet Explorer? Firefox? Chrome? Safari? Opera?

With so many ways to browse the Internet, how can one choose? Personally, I prefer Firefox. I like to say that it pioneered the path of deviation from the tyrant known as IE. My only major gripe with Firefox is that it tends to be a memory hog.

What about you? What's your drug of choice when it comes to scratching that Internet itch?

Tuesday, March 8, 2011


I'm one of the unfortunate few that require corrective lenses. Glasses are too much of a bother and create a lot of dependency, so I just stick with contacts. I asked my brother to grab some contact solution for me and the bottle he brought expires on December 2012.

It makes me wonder... the proverbial "end of the world" is only a year away. What will happen? Zombie apocalypse? Alien invasion? Spontaneous combustion? What about my contact solution? Will I get to use all of it before the world ends?

What do you fine ladies and gentlemen think? Do you believe this mumbo jumbo?

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Woo Hoo!

Today is a special day. Today is a very special day. Why is today so special? Today is the day this blog gained over 100 followers. It brings proverbial tears to my eyes. TT__TT

I just want to thank everybody, this wouldn't be possible without any of you!

Woo hoo indeed, Home boy... woo hoo indeed.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Baldie baldie baldie

So, I was shopping with my sisters at Wal-Mart today and I saw an older gentleman with his wife at the checkout. This fellow had the most impressive comb-over I have ever seen in my entire life. The comb-over started just above his left ear and wrapped the entire top portion of his head. This was just beyond belief... I could have sworn that he had at least 10 inches of hair (that's 25.4 centimeters for my metric friends) growing out of the side of his head and being pulled over to the side.

Why do guys do this? Embrace the male pattern baldness! More people will point and laugh at your comb-over than your bald head. Besides, the reason why male pattern baldness occurs is because of a testosterone ABUNDANCE. That means, you are so manly that your hair cowers in fear.

Bald is beautiful. Britney agrees... right Britney?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011


Today was a pretty good day. I got a B on my essay (damn you Batman) and I got out early from my last class. As I was waiting for my ride home, I saw $20 on the floor. I looked around and very calmly (see: diving headfirst) picked up the bill and put it in my pocket.

Have you ever found money on the floor? If so, what's the most you've ever found?

P.S: Briefcases full of money don't count.