So, I was shopping with my sisters at Wal-Mart today and I saw an older gentleman with his wife at the checkout. This fellow had the most impressive comb-over I have ever seen in my entire life. The comb-over started just above his left ear and wrapped the entire top portion of his head. This was just beyond belief... I could have sworn that he had at least 10 inches of hair (that's 25.4 centimeters for my metric friends) growing out of the side of his head and being pulled over to the side.
Why do guys do this? Embrace the male pattern baldness! More people will point and laugh at your comb-over than your bald head. Besides, the reason why male pattern baldness occurs is because of a testosterone ABUNDANCE. That means, you are so manly that your hair cowers in fear.
Bald is beautiful. Britney agrees... right Britney?