So, I was shopping with my sisters at Wal-Mart today and I saw an older gentleman with his wife at the checkout. This fellow had the most impressive comb-over I have ever seen in my entire life. The comb-over started just above his left ear and wrapped the entire top portion of his head. This was just beyond belief... I could have sworn that he had at least 10 inches of hair (that's 25.4 centimeters for my metric friends) growing out of the side of his head and being pulled over to the side.
Why do guys do this? Embrace the male pattern baldness! More people will point and laugh at your comb-over than your bald head. Besides, the reason why male pattern baldness occurs is because of a testosterone ABUNDANCE. That means, you are so manly that your hair cowers in fear.
Bald is beautiful. Britney agrees... right Britney?
Some comb overs look like 5 separate chunks of hair are neatly and strategically placed over the head which results in a really unappealing comb over with a lot of baldness still showing.
ReplyDeleteSo manly that life figures you could do without a mate so you can focus on peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. Ah yes, good times.
ReplyDeleteMy grandfather has an epic comb over, I swear the only region of his head that grows hair is over one ear. When it is windy, it all stands up and is hilarious looking.
ReplyDeleteComb overs are always good for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteIt's all part of the denial of going bald. You think nobody will notice, but instead of thinking "oh that guy is bald" everything says "omg! look at that hilarious comb over!"
ReplyDeleteNo, Britney. Baldie is not beautiful, lol.
ReplyDeleteShe's still something of a hot babe in music videos, though. Glad to see she still has it together somewhat.
That sounds like a really gnarly comb-over. Should have taken a picture. haha.
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You may not believe it, but rogaine (minoxidil) actually works. Been regrowing my hair using it. Makes me feel like laughing, hearing about the combover superhero. XD
ReplyDeleteWell I'm not going to start a fight with a bald guy then...
ReplyDeleteHaha, funny post. Vanity will inspire some crazy things, like combing over ten inches of hair off the side of your head!
ReplyDeleteShe looks awful like that. I hate comb-overs more.. at least buy a wig.
ReplyDeleteSome women like to hold onto your head while you perform fellatio....
ReplyDeleteFunny story. The picture reminds me to a communist group here, they used exactly that pic of Britney for a campaign - funny, isn't it?
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ReplyDeleteim 25 n im in no threat of hair loss, not a single person on either side of my family has so much as a bald spot, however i always keep my head shaved, women on the other hand either look like lesbians of cancer victims
ReplyDeleteAhaha that sounds ridiculous d; they could always just shave it off -_-
ReplyDeleteahahahw hawt
ReplyDeleteHahaha, great post. I've never gotten why people have come overs, we all know you're bald...
ReplyDeleteBald does look good on certain people actually.
ReplyDeletelol at the pic.
ReplyDeleteSpears really fell off the deep end...
ReplyDeletei agree, better to embrace baldness.
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I agree, there is no excuse for a comb-over anymore.
ReplyDeleteYeah I dread the combover
ReplyDeleteO man that Brittney pic is so funny and yet so creepy.
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Bald is definitely better, no one ever looks good with a comb-over
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman in V for Vendetta was good...Brittany just looks like some sort of alien or that thing from the Splice movie.
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